Dear Agent, won’t you come out to play?
Dear Agent, whatcha got to say?
I did all that you told me to
It’s beautiful and so are you
Dear Agent, won’t you come out to play?

Dear Agent, open up your eyes
You might find, it’s a nice surprise
The word count’s low, but the text does sing
There’s character development and everything
Dear Agent, won’t you open up your eyes?

Please, answer my emails; answer my emails, make the effort to reply

Dear Agent, want to see me smile?
I’ve been waiting a very long while
Have my emails got lost; should I try again?
Are you avoiding me; Are you having a lend?
Come on Agent, did you lose my file?

Dear Agent, won’t you come out to play?
Dear Agent, my hair’s going grey
Why won’t you tell me if it’s yes or no?
Why’s your reply so b****y slow?
You’re probably not reading this so why even bother? When I’m famous and someone else is managing me you’re going to really regret all this.