Sorry I missed posting last week due to illness. I’d like to thank you all for your concerned emails but as I didn’t get any I’ll just move on.

Do any of you watch The Block? (Australian TV show in which contestants are taken to an apartment block that only has the framework left, and they compete by building and decorating one or two rooms a week.) The last time I watched it (I’ve been ill, you know) they revealed the living and dining rooms. One couple have constructed a “library” on one of the living room walls. I think it is fantastic, apart from being a bit small. The judges loved it. One said it was the first time he’d seen bookshelves “styled correctly”. I gather we’re supposed to group the books according to the colour of the  covers. Learn something new every day.

When the other competitors checked it out, it didn’t seem to impress. Some were rather bemused at the idea of having to watch the television surrounded by “all those boxes”. One couple said, “What’s the point? How many books do we have in our home? Two?”

At first I thought, Way to show your ignorance on public television. Then I felt a cold draught on my neck and a dark shadow slid overhead. A small voice in the back of my mind whispered, You have seen the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 

Please, tell me it isn’t so!