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How to spot spam.

How do you spot a spammer on your blog? 1. They use terminology which implies you're a man, when your name and photo clearly show you're a woman. Unless, the unplucked hairs on the upper lip are causing some confusion! 2. They thank you for the information, which is...

Tips for newbies.

Tips for beginners/self-publishers. 1. Don't leave a double space between each paragraph. It screams "AMATEUR!". It might look good when you're writing an email, or posting in a blog, or some other venue on-line but it doesn't work in print. A double space between...

The Wonder Dog is in Disgrace.

As I'm typing there is a small, high-pitched whine coming from the direction of the kitchen door. I'm choosing to ignore it. Rex the Wonder Dog is in disgrace. It doesn't help his cause that I am already seriously sleep-deprived due to his nocturnal habits. He's been...

Norway’s terrorist.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you over recent events in Norway. Early reports said some Fundamental Islamic group had claimed credit (boy do they have egg on their faces now!). Did you think what I did? Norway?! What can possibly be offensive about Norway apart from...

Smiling assassins

Everyone likes dolphins, right? We look at their smiley faces, watch their cute antics in the water, see the occasional video of a dolphin smooching up to a dog/cat/child on a boat and think: awww, how sweet! All my life dolphins have been the quintessential good...

A Literary Mid-wife.

I'm not one to blow my own trumpet but lately I've had some lovely feedback from some of my editorial clients. (Don't worry, I'm not going to bore you with a long list of testimonials; that's not why I've mentioned this.) I confess that I took a few moments to bathe...

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