I didn’t do a blog last week so I thought I’d better not miss another one. But…the thing is… I’m off to a giggle of writers in about half an hour so I haven’t given myself much time to do this. Oh well. I’m sure you’ll forgive me if I do a hasty scrawl.

My fellow writers and I are having a PD day. Someone is going to tell us all about using social media, the internet, e-books and all that jazz. I sure hope they’re going to demonstrate the moves on a big screen or it’ll all be gobbledygook to me.  (Which is the reason I’m keen to go.)

I know I should be more up with it all. After all, I have a blog. I’m on Facebook. I also have an “author’s page” on FB. I’ve had an e-book published (still available on Amazon, Kobo and Apple i-Tunes – please feel free to buy a copy). You’d think I’d be up with all that techno stuff. The answer is a resounding NO.

The Old Boy is my techno-advisor and resident computer geek, and I usually rely on him to keep everything functioning and to fix all my mistakes. But, I know I need to be more proactive about this stuff. I’m still not really marketting my book very well. I’m not using Twitter. It takes me a whole week to come up with the drivel I usually write in this blog. I figure, how the hell would I think up stuff to tweet?

I’ve noticed other writers tweet news about book launches and conferences attended and awards won but I don’t have any of that stuff to tweet about so all that’s left is Rex the Wonder Dog and my so-called health. Not that rivetting, really.

Anyhoo, I’m going to hear from some experts today and then I’ll drag my overloaded head home and try to unpack it all. It’s a darn shame that we have to do all this non-writing stuff these days. The old artist-in-the-attic-scratching-words-of-wisdom-in-a-notebook-then-posting-it-off-to-an-eager-publisher-who-prints-distributes-and-markets-for-you days are over.

I should have been born about 100 years ago. Typical me. I’m late for just about everything! But – not for the giggle of writers I’m going to. For once, I’m actually ready, early. (Little victories.)